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Apr 23, 2014 / 11,026 notes
theonion:

Obama Spends Another Night Searching Behind White House Paintings For Safes

I love this story
Apr 22, 2014 / 3,666 notes
Apr 22, 2014 / 109,986 notes

lecterspet:

juliuscaesarofficial:

hazelnutcappuccino:

whose-titan:

captain-fucking-levi:

rainbowjaeger:

choose-yukki:

akigay:

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

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i’m gonna

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this is not okay

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UM

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i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

???

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Apr 21, 2014 / 291,006 notes

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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Apr 20, 2014 / 12,149 notes
this-could-be-heaven:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

the tumblr blog pizza needs to know about this
Apr 18, 2014 / 135,598 notes

this-could-be-heaven:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

the tumblr blog pizza needs to know about this

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Apr 18, 2014 / 399,181 notes

follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

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Apr 17, 2014 / 18,353 notes

punofficial:

I’m as empty as my ask box

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Apr 17, 2014 / 183,594 notes

eggsbenedict:

mrrobotico:

princesuzuki:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

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Apr 16, 2014 / 168,241 notes

cottoncandy-cupcake:

There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.

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